AstraZeneca name change completion – big prizes worth billionsApril 13, 2021
Change your name and the crimes go away.
AstraZeneca – covidshield India
AstraZeneca – Vaxerveria Europe
Ok let’s get some more –
Stralia – Vaxmate
England – Pubvax
USA – CvImfree
Germany – Covidblitz
France – LaCovidguerir
Mexico – vivalacovid
What a great idea! Many business do that here. They rip off of few thousands of people, then change their trading name and start again before too much heat is applied by authorities. Magnificent!
Perhaps we should get vaxed via our favourite cereal. “In each box we have a special stick on vaxernator – just peel and heal! It could not be easier kids! Comes with a tattoo – I am covidkid. Be proud of your ink. New one each month and special collectable vaxtats. Get them all!”
Hey how cool for parents. No more crying kids at the surgery or local doctors office. “Look mum I collected all 12 Vaxtats!”
Let’s not stop there. “New vaxstream screen protectors vax you while you chat!”
Or vaxass – get a dose when you visit the crapper.
Let’s face it. The possibilities of changing names is infinite.